Thursday, June 22, 2017

India PM Modi to Meet with Carlyle's Rubenstein

Daily Mail India reported:

American CEOs expected to meet India PM Narendra Modi on Sunday include Apple's Tim Cook, Walmart's Doug McMillon, Caterpillar's Jim Umpleby, Google's Sundar Pichai and Microsoft's Satya Nadella. 

Among others are Mariott International chief Arne Sorenson, Johnson & Johnson's Alex Gorsky, Mastercard's Ajay Banga, Warburg Pincus's Charles Kaye and Carlyle Group's David Rubenstein. 
PM Modi's visit will take place June 25-26.  The Prime Minister will meet with firms helping India go cashless.  Global leaders serve the corporations, not the people.  Modi is but one.  He's coming to meet with the many.

Monday, June 19, 2017

Milk'em PEU Conference


The father of leveraged buyouts, Michael Milken, hosted his annual conference for 2017.  With the Clinton Global Institute a fond memory billionaires gathered in Beverly Hills to pontificate the best way to get even richer.

The Trump team's former PEUs mingled with their billionaire brethren according to Bloomberg.

This year’s event is a homecoming of sorts for Mnuchin, a former Goldman Sachs Group Inc. partner who later relocated to Los Angeles to invest in banks and films. (PEU - Dune Capital) Commerce Secretary Ross, who made his fortune snatching up and rebuilding distressed businesses, (PEU - Invesco/WL Ross) also slips in easily with the Wall Street who’s-who milling about the Beverly Hills Hilton. Those include PEU Blackstone Group LP billionaires Steve Schwarzman and Tony James, JPMorgan Chase’s Jamie Dimon, Wells Fargo CEO Tim Sloan, hedge-fund billionaire Ken Griffin and billionaire private equity underwriter David Rubenstein of Carlyle Group LP.
I believe the conference theme was "Milk'em in the name of progress and equality."

Sunday, June 18, 2017

PEU Bonderman's Joke About Women


This week's outrage went toward David Bonderman, TPG founder and Uber board member for his comments in an Uber board meeting.  Yahoo Finance reported:

“There’s a lot of data that shows when there’s one woman on the board, it’s much more likely that there will be a second woman on the board,” Arianna Huffington said around six minutes into the recording.

“Actually what it shows is it’s much likely to be more talking,” Uber board member David Bonderman said.

“Oh. Come on, David,” Huffington responded.
Bonderman is one of America's legendary PEU boys.  PEU is an abbreviation for private equity underwriter. Everything is fair game for the self interested greed and leverage boys.  The younger generation seem similarly self interested, including Uber's executives.    

Women cost Bonderman millions when they shopped less at J. Crew.  Have some compassion for the guy.  He's supposed to be going up the billionaires list, not going down.  

Bonderman did apologize and take responsibility for his words.  He resigned from Uber's board that very day.

David Bonderman did not say the last sentence in the image above.  That's my theory, projection, supposition, and/or active imagination.    

But if the shoe fits.........      keep it.  If not, please return using the enclosed label. That may be the greatest lesson history has taught Bonderman regarding capital structure in the retail industry.

Saturday, June 17, 2017

CCC's Failure Tied to Cobalt Energy's Sweetheart Angola Deal for Government Officials?

The Carlyle Group's $1 billion Guernsey lawsuit is yet to be decided.  Several Carlyle chiefs testified last summer in the failure of Carlyle Capital Corporation.  Crown Dependency and British Overseas Political News shared a WSJ piece::

In testimony that provided flashes of Carlyle Group’s rarefied perch in the investment world, Mr. Conway said the Angolan government, CCC’s biggest investor, considered putting $500 million in the fund. The West African country ended up taking a $150 million stake.

Several CCC investors, including former Republican U.S. congressman Michael Huffington and Kuwait’s National Industries Group, later brought lawsuits against Carlyle Group, but only the liquidators’ case made it to trial. The other suits were all thrown out or dropped and are no longer active.

The liquidators were appointed by the Guernsey court in 2008 as part of the island’s insolvency procedures.

After raising $600 million privately in late 2006 and early 2007, CCC prepared to offer shares on Euronext Amsterdam in the summer of 2007. But alarm bells began to sound on U.S. subprime mortgages, and other mortgage-related assets were hit. It was touch and go whether CCC’s initial public offering would go ahead, according to emails shown in court.

CCC’s Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac bonds had fallen in value, and banks wanted more cash and collateral to keep providing loans. CCC borrowed around 30 times its equity to increase returns and had little wiggle room.

“Pulling the deal will be a public black eye,” Mr. Rubenstein wrote in an email to Mr. Conway at the end of June 2007, according to court filings. “On the other hand I’m at a loss to say how the whole market can be wrong about the product at this time and we are right,” he wrote.
After CCC imploded Carlyle asked Michael Huffington for the chance to make his $20 million back and more.   Huffington declined and sued Carlyle for his losses.  Carlyle plead a puffery defense in another equity investor lawsuit (SemGroup).

The information about The Carlyle Group's close ties with Angola's flies in the face of Carlyle's defense regarding Cobalt Energy, which effectively partnered with government officials via subsidiary corporations, Alper Oil and Nazaki Oil and Gas.  An SEC investigation produced nothing.

In light of Carlyle's plea to Huffington to make good his CCC investment, did something similar happen in Angola?  After losing $150 million in Carlyle Capital Corporation any government would be hard pressed to partner with an affiliate of that same firm.   What inducements did Carlyle indirectly offer, if any, to keep Angolan government leaders in their PEU camp?


In 2015 Carlyle affiliate Cobalt Energy sold the Angola offshore fields back to its local partner, minus the shady add on companies.  That chapter is closed but CCC testimony on Carlyle's close ties with the Angolan government makes one wonder what happened between the $150 million debacle and Cobalt's exit of Angolan offshore oil and gas fields.

This story is important as Carlyle co-founder David Rubenstein is the new Chairman of the Board for the Council on Foreign Relations, the Western oriented group of global tamperers and profiteers.  

Friday, June 16, 2017

Chairman Rubenstein: Carlyle Chief Tops Board for CFR


Carlyle Group co-founder David Rubenstein has been named Board Chair for the Council on Foreign Relations, a collection of Western oriented global tamperers.  Rubenstein's role places Carlyle in a prime position to profit from global changes directed by CFR's high powered political stable.   

Mr. Rubenstein replaces two CFR co-chairs, former Treasury Chief and Centerview Counselor Robert Rubin and Carla Hills, member of J.P. Morgan's International Advisory Board and CEO of Hills and Company.


CFR's board elected two Vice Chairs, Jami Miscik and Blair Effron.  Jami Miscik produced faulty WMD intelligence on Saddam Hussein's Iraq and was rewarded with a global risk management position with Lehman Brothers.  That role ended in September 2008 when Lehman Brothers imploded.

After her second monumental failure with Lehman Miscik landed a job with Kissinger Associates, a consulting firm for Western companies interested in global tampering.  She sits on the board of Morgan Stanley and made a fortune when Dell bought EMC in a mega LBO deal worth $60 billion.  Miscik served on EMC's board from August 2012 until deal close. 

Centerview Partners kept a top board slot at CFR by shifting from Bob Rubin to Blair Effron.  The move will allow Centerview to keep their key player role advising global corporations

CFR retains its Western PEU orientation with its new Board officers.  Rest assured private equity underwriters (PEU) are the wrong prescription for our globe. That's all consummate salesman Rubenstein knows how to push.  Watch out globe the PEU push isn't close to over.

Update 6-21-17:  NYT produced the latest puff piece on Mr. Rubenstein.  A former big league news reporter felt differently nearly six years ago.

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Carlyle's PEU Financial Abuse Puts ManorCare Under


One might expect Healthcare Finance to understand the financial games The Carlyle Group used to put down ManorCare.  These include deal fees, management fees, monetizing real estate and skewing all the rewards to executives and sponsor Carlyle.  It took nearly a decade but ManorCare ceased paying its debt and the company will go to debtholders.  Carlyle's 2007 purchase of ManorCare came with the endorsement of President George W. Bush and Gail Wilensky, former Medicare Chief and ManorCare board member.  Wilensky promised a quality committee would keep Carlyle on the up and up.  That didn't happen.

Two years ago the Department of Justice said it was investigating HCR ManorCare for allegedly exerting pressure on skilled nursing facility administrators and rehabilitation therapists to perform unnecessary services on patients in order to collect additional Medicare and Tricare payment, the DOJ said in 2015. 

Patients were kept in facilities even though they were medically ready to be discharged, the DOJ said.

Skilled nursing facility managers and therapists were threatened with discharge if they did not administer the additional treatments necessary to qualify for the highest Medicare payments, according to the complaint. 
Greed, intimidation are PEU methods.  Healthcare, thanks to Presidents Bush and Obama, is peppered with PEU owned companies.  Who will provide these firms life support after years of toxic sponsor ownership?  Apollo Global Management will own part of ManorCare's carcass, so the company will not be leaving the PEU fold.  That's sad for patients and their families.

Update 6-18-17:  The media continues to soft pedal Carlyle's mismanagement of ManorCare.  The Toledo Blade traditionally has gone deeper into ManorCare as they share a hometown.  The Blade reported "HCR ManorCare has said the leases it signed came at the top of the market."  The leases were intended to enrich ManorCare's sponsor, The Carlyle Group.  Carlyle's sponsorship of ManorCare did the company in. 

Sunday, June 11, 2017

Carlyle to Buy Italian Sweet Supplier


A Carlyle Group press release stated:

Global alternative asset manager The Carlyle Group (NASDAQ: CG) has today announced it has entered into an agreement to acquire the majority shareholding of the Italian company IRCA, a large European manufacturer of ingredients and food products for pastry-making, baking and ice-cream retailing. Carlyle will acquire an 80% shareholding from Ardian and the company’s founding Nobili family, who will continue to manage the company.

Established in 1919, Irca has a prominent position in the artisanal pastry and ice-cream markets, expanding its European presence across France, Germany, Spain and Eastern Europe, renowned for the quality of its product offering, which currently totals nearly 1800 lines. Irca currently distributes its products in approximately 70 countries, through a strong network of long-standing distributors.

Mr Roberto Nobili, member of the fourth generation of entrepreneurs, will continue to retain his role as Irca’s CEO.
It will be interesting to see how the founding family mixes with Carlyle.  The Brintons' family had nothing nice to say about Carlyle and its PEU ways.


Carlyle expects high end desserts to grow.  As the rich get richer does their appetite for sweets grow?  Finally, Carlyle will have an affiliate with the mission "Let them eat cake, with a dollop of ice cream."  Fitting for our PEU world.